Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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