Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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