I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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