Where are you?
In a non slutty way
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
