we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
did i walk over a car last night?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
