So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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