Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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