The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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