You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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