Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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