He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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