If that was your dad, he is hot
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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