DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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