Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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