we have pet lesbian snakes
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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