It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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