have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
The Olympian is in my bed
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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