I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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