Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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