Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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