she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Randomize
