I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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