she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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