You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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