this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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