you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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