we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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