we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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