I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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