omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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