i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
party gras won. party gras always wins.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
