I don't think brook has ever known best
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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