i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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