I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
You left your phone here
Wait...
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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