dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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