is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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