i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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