I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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