Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
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