just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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