ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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