does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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