are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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