He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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