Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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