NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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