Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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