everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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