Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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