Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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