yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
A bitchslap is in order.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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