She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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