Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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