Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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