we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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