I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Barsexuality is the new black.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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