I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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