U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
