we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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